Goat of the Week Archive
| Athlete | Author | Comment |
| Tiger Woods | Barry Roos | Fake press conference was really sad. Who advised him to set this up? Wow. Money doesn't buy class and it doesn't always get you good advice. Play golf,as a golfer is all that you are my friend. You will never again be a role model or recover your tarnished image. But you are the best golfer ever, so get back to it, skip the rehab bullsh-t and win more majors. The hecklers will be there, tough it out. | Colts | Barry Roos | Up early they proved they aren't so mighty. They looked more like the Geldings than the Colts giving up a lead, then displayed the inability to come back. Leader Manning threw an INT that he will never forget and showed in the big game he isn't Brady-like. Best regular season QB yes, best QB in history, no. | JETS & Favre - Tie | Barry Roos | Favre's dream season came to an end after one of his typical bad ints. As for the JETS, the post said it better than I ever could: "The end result, however, turned out to be too much like the often-tortured history of this franchise -- a terrible tease". JETS = Just End The Season. | Pats | Barry Roos | As Dandy Don sang, the party is over. Brady ain't Brady, the defense sucks and the offense is pitiful. There was so much emphasis placed on the brilliance of Bill and his system, that they forgot you still need the players. | Gilbert Arenas, Javaris Crittenton, and 4 Tennessee Vols (Tie) | Barry Roos | These 2 morons (Gilbert Arenas, Javaris Crittenton) pulled a gun on each other in the District of Columbia where it has the strictest gun laws and could mean 5 years in the pokey. Then 4 Tennessee Volunteer basketball players get stopped for speeding and ALL are carrying guns. Wow, the stupidity never ends. | Bill Belichick | Y Voudentheepuntte | One of the best coaches ever made one of most bone-headed moves ever....And after he kept saying, I thought we could get the yard. Ah, excuse me Bill, it was actually 2 yards. | Elizabeth Lambert | Y Sheesomean | More like wrestling than soccer. The pony tail pull was just nasty. I thought girls play nice? | Vladimir Guerrero | D. Pahtyisovah | Stranded eight runners -- one in the first inning, two in the fifth, three in the seventh and two in the 13th. Hang it up Vladdie | Jonathan Papelbon | Guy Nocologyst | Pap was smeared...... | Serena Williams | Y Issheabaddloosa | Nasty temper Serena. You need your mouth washed out with soap. |