Impression's of the first half of the 2009 NFL season for WR's.

Treats: Part of the "Jackson" Family, Desean, Steven, Grady, Fred, Latoya, Janet and Vincent Jackson. This San Diego Jackson doesn't have a great voice, but sure can bring it!. "I let my (moves) actions speak loudly!" said Jackson.

Minneasota's Percy "No Mercy" Harvin-- Is he the ROY? Not without the second coming of "Brett Favre Tarkenton."

Which brings me to the other wide out, "Long Gain" Rice. That's Sidney for all you Rice fans.  No, he is not Jerry, Fried, or White Rice, but if you add some beans (A.P., Shaincoe, Harvin, B.F. and the 'Shock and AWWE defense'), into the recepie, it just could be the right formula for the Super Bowl!

NYG's The other "Steve Smith," has made NYer's forget who Plaxico is. What? Isn't it the stuff the dentist scrapes off your teeth? By the way, when is he getting out?

I can't remember his name, some hyphenated name like Darrius Heyward-Bey; they call him the "Gulf" in the Bay Area. Or the "Law Firm" rb in N.E., BenJarvus Green-Ellis "Island." I remember now, it's Mike "Billy" Sims "Herschel" Walker. He really should have been a running back. Be Like this Mike!

And.... Miles Austin "Big TEX"--- I hear the fans in Big D are calling Miles, "Dallas." Oh, they have so forgotten T.O. ....Which leads us to the TRICKS....

T.O., "Terrible Owens" in Buffalo. He always said he wanted to go to New York, but wasn't specific enough. Like about 5 hours away. He thought NY would be a great place to play, but Buffalo.... now known as "Lambeau East." T.O. = (Frozen) Tundra Out here.

Greg Jennings. I really can't explain. A. Rodgers is the second coming of BF, so our WMU receiver should be lighting it up. We'll see.

BM, no, not Bowel Movement! Although some Denverites may think so, Brandon Marshall, was thought to be done in D, but his new coach made nice and the old "Sheriff" is back???

T.J. Who's Your Momma, received a get out of Jail card from Cincinnati, only to be shipped off to the NW to be the wingman of "the View's Husband, Matt Hasselbeck. All signs pointed to a better fit in Seattle, but maybe with a little Nirvana and a Starbucks card, he may wake up and still have a good season.

Roy "Former Lion" Williams. With the loss of T.O., the door was wide open for him and Romo. Roy, WTF? You said you were all that and a bag of dounuts! If you keep it up, you'll be rolling doughnuts back in Detroit.

I'm out!

So are the Lions, Chiefs, Browns, Bucs and Rams