NFL’s All-Decade Nickname Team

Offense

Quarterbacks: “Major” Tom Brady, “Wallpaper &” Peyton Manning

Running Backs: “Do, Re, Me Fa, So” LaDainian Tomlinson, Shaun “Shrimp” Alexander, “Livin’ on the “Edgerrin James, “Jameel” Jamal “Hasenfeffer Incorporated” Lewis

Wide Receivers: Marvin “President” Harrison, “Tora, Tora” Torry Holt, Terrell “Debit” Owens Randy “A Rolling Stone Gathers No” Moss

Tight Ends: Antonio “Pearly” Gates, Tony “Speedy” Gonzalez

Fullback: Lorenzo Neal “And Pray”

Offensive Tackles: Walter “Mother” Jones, Jonathan “Utah” Ogden, Orlando “Disney World” Pace, William “Meat” Roaf

Offensive Guards: Larry Allen “Wrench”, Alan “Happy Hanakah” Faneca, Steve “Starsky &” Hutchinson, Will “Trust and Estate” Shields

Centers: Olin “Captain” Kreutz, Kevin “Ma-Who, Ma-What, Ma-Where and” Mawae

Defense

Defensive Ends: Dwight “Live” Freeney “Or Die”, Julius “Dr.” Peppers, Michael “Wandering Fingers” Strahan, Jason Taylor “Made”

Defensive Tackles: La’Roi “Mitten” Glover, Warren “Tree” Sapp, Richard “Feel More, Touch More” Seymour, Kevin “Sonoma” Williams

Linebackers: “Oil” Derrick Brooks, “X” Ray Lewis, Joey “Lager, Ale, Stout and” Porter, “Ex” Zach Thomas, Brian “Paint, Stain and” Urlacher, DeMarcus “Tupper” Ware

Cornerbacks: Ronde Barber “Shop”, “Still Undefeated” Champ Bailey, Ty “Martial” Law, Charles Woodson “Come Out Tomorrow”

Safeties: Brian “Hickory, Dickory” Dawkins, Troy “Luau” Polamalu, Darren “Razor” Sharper, Ed Reed “Writing and Arithmetic

Specialists

Punters: Shane “Hannibal” Lechler, Brian “Less Is” Moorman

Kickers: David Akers “And Pain”, Adam “Italian Red Wine” Vinatieri

Punt Returners: Dante “Kids In The” Hall, Devin “Uncle” Hester

Kick Returners: Joshua “MTV” Cribbs, Dante “Study” Hall

Head Coaches

“Stimulus” Bill Belichick, Tony Dungy “And Dragons”

Copyright Steve Kay 2010